a literal death by chocolate has new york personal injury lawyers hungry for more details (link)
07.20.09 - prweb

recently, the snack making business has been getting pretty darn dangerous.  back in early june, an explosion at the slim jam plant in garner, nc killed three workers and injured dozens of others. then, on june 8th at a camden, nj plant, a twenty-nine year old worker was killed when he fell into a vat of chocolate destined for hershey's. it turns out that the plant was operating legally.  lucky for the worker's family, not only is OSHA on the case, but the personal injury lawyers at the perecman firm are as well.

over the past 25 years, the perecman firm "has recovered millions of dollars for (their) clients."  in fact, david perecman has been named one of ny magazine's "best lawyers in america." prestige! to announce their involvement in the case, the firm has put a press release on pr web that features an amazingly puntastic headline with phrases like "death by chocolate" & "hungry for more details." not only are they successful, but they're able to take death & turn it on its head in a totally hilarious way!

my favorite part about the press release is the beaming photo of david perecman next to it.  your relative was maimed or killed in a horrible workplace accident?  nothing to worry about.  the perecman firm is on the case & they apparently couldn't be happier. why wouldn't they be? there's probably a lot of money & recognition coming their way if they win the case. hopefully david perecman can use that money to invest in more puns & keep his smile bright & shiny.